Killing Santa Claus.

Still on The Abian Sea Front, I had to help Santa load his sleigh. For the nice children's three presents: a fish, a shoe and a reindeer. For the naughty: a lump of coal. I did try to think of something witty, but I may have accidentally set fire to the sleigh so I had to hurry and choose the sensible option before redoing the whole thing. I originally created slender man for the naughty children... turns out he is literally a slender man, who wore glasses and looked a little like a paedophile... I guess that would've worked too.
Then he asked me to clear some snow, and make Rudolph's nose shinier with an adjective. I tried to make him fabulous, but apparently Rudolph didn't know how to be fabulous. I made him dazzling instead, so he could blind Santa as he flies his sleigh (it actually looked more like a train if I'm honest). Besides, it serves him right for making cutbacks... how does he expect poor Rudolph to fly his fat butt around on his own? Bring back the other reindeer! Though that's probably my fault for giving them away as children's presents.
Also, here's a life tip for you: if you give a lump of snow a banana, it'll turn into a snowman. 
In the new area (yay a ski resort!) a rabbit spoke to me and told me a trap looked really dangerous... so I picked the rabbit up and threw it into the trap. I feel bad, and you're probably thinking, "how could you! Such an innocent little thing!" well rabbits shouldn't talk. It makes me feel uncomfortable, like they're planning something evil with their red little eyes. 

Eating Crunchy Snowflakes

Two guys were stood on a patch of ice, complaining about how it could hurt someone, so I gave them ice skates like a sensible person, but NO. Not good enough, but SUMMONING THE SUN right next to them was a good idea. Then I had to watch them eating snowflakes like weirdos, but they crunched as they ate them. I'm not so sure they really were snow...
I found a trial to do, and it was called Searching For Santa. It told me Santa had crash landed and that he'd been sabotaged. *Innocent look*
To be fair, it could have been because he was in prison earlier, it's not necessarily my fault. So I made his reindeer shiny, so what? Maybe he's an alcoholic, and that explains his belly.
This trial was very much a who dunnit, which I enjoyed. I made Mrs. Claus a

Epic Detective

sheriff, and when the detective asked for something to aid him in the interview, I gave him some cool shades (And then a gun to help him interrogate Jack Frost. He looked badass).
There was a Santa hat stuck in some snow, and the dog dug the snow up to revel a skeleton wearing the hat. Then Santa came down the hill on his reindeer like "YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!" but it creeped me out. Who was the dead guy then, Santa's brother?! There was still a murder! And as for the sabotaging of the sleigh, I'm happy for them to forget that investigation...

Your Average Crazy Wizard

I had to give various types of people different things to use down the ski slope. The first guy was a skiier so I thought I'd say "fuck you" to him and give him a snowboard instead. The next was an Eskimo, so she went skiing on the top of an igloo. Was a little weird. The chef got a frying pan, and the farmer totally cheated by going on his tractor. The wizard asked for something mystical to ride, and it was quite funny watching him try skiing on a crystal ball. As for the zombie, it was a hipster, and didn't want to eat brains so instead it skiied on a human heart. Because #yolo. Oh wait!